guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald


rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill


nazmat:

make this happen hollywood



  • Drake: You... you don't hate me?
  • Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
  • Drake: But... I hate myself.
  • Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
  • Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
  • Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
  • Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
  • Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
  • Rihanna: Congratulations!
  • Beyoncé: Congratulations!
  • Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
  • Jay Z: Congratulations!
  • A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
  • Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
  • Kanye West: Congratulations!
  • DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
  • Birdman: Congratulations!
  • Nebby: Congratulations!
  • Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
  • Drake: Thank you!

marrickan:

i’ve wanted to do this for 253453094 years

marrickan:

i’ve wanted to do this for 253453094 years


fuckdad:

it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?


ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 



Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.
— (via 1112pm)

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs


mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor


friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY


Makoto being a wonderful coach :3

bombing:

savannahdewbs:

bombing:

every post i make is 100% serious

"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

every post i make is 100% serious